I’m trying to take fish oil every day to hopefully improve my memory. But now whenever I burp, I taste fish. I know that’s gross, but imagine how I feel. It’s bad enough after you leave a seafood restaurant to have your breath smell like fish, but at least that’s understandable.
It’s really disconcerting when all you’ve had to eat legitimately, involving actual chewing, is generic Raisin Bran and your breath still smells like fish.
By the way, I keep forgetting to take my fish oil. That would be really ironic if I knew what irony was.